On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011
by lilybell99 June 21, 2014
When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
by MinutePeeps February 19, 2011
someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018
by omnipotentgirl January 19, 2004
by Poop in the shower May 23, 2017
When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.
Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.
I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.
I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.
by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018