by Yield77 January 06, 2015
Girl 1: How was last night with AFL dude?
Girl 2: It was really bad, he came in 30 seconds.
Girl 1: Typical butter dick
Girl 2: It was really bad, he came in 30 seconds.
Girl 1: Typical butter dick
by J-Jen June 21, 2017
Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.
Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"
Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"
1)The man had a butter dick.
2)I have to clean my butter dick.
3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"
2)I have to clean my butter dick.
3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"
by josteoj&bloodybear666 March 23, 2011
by mayb kuma October 29, 2017
by Bigdickbitch666 February 06, 2018
A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
by Dickpics February 21, 2015
On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011