HAHA. go to any search engine and type "buttdog.avi" and download the movie and never eat hot dawgs again!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When your girlfriend is not in the mood for sex, you spoon her and put it between her cheeks like a butt dog.