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buttassination
When one "butt" dials people by accident, essentially assassinating one's own reputation, character, job, or personal relationships by so doing.
When one "butt" dials people by accident, essentially assassinating one's own reputation, character, job, or personal relationships by so doing.
Worker: Son of a bitch. I did another buttassination today.
Co-worker: Never heard of that. What in tarnation are you talking about?
Worker: I accidentally butt-dialed the boss while having coffee with the boys.
Coworker: So.
Worker: Yeah, well, he overheard our entire conversation, where we basically burned down the entire place with our gossip. I'm sure I just ass-assinated my job.
Coworker: Yep. You're toast.
Co-worker: Never heard of that. What in tarnation are you talking about?
Worker: I accidentally butt-dialed the boss while having coffee with the boys.
Coworker: So.
Worker: Yeah, well, he overheard our entire conversation, where we basically burned down the entire place with our gossip. I'm sure I just ass-assinated my job.
Coworker: Yep. You're toast.
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