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buttaface

a woman that has pretty hands, feet, legs, BUT HER FACE is straight jacked up. hence the word, buttaface

yo, tha chic is a buttaface yo. she got beyonce's body, but 50 cents face!!dang, she need jesus

by da diva December 28, 2003

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May 27 Word of the Day

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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butta face

A chick with a bangin body but her face looks like she just decked by Mike Tyson.

Bob "Yo, Courtney is butta face."

Gregg "Ya, but id still hit that from the back."

by K-Frizzle June 10, 2004

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buttaface

a honey with a slammin body, with a busted up dome. its a noun fellas.

Homie 1 - Yo dog, I saw you running all up in that buttaface out the club the other.

Homie 2 - Shizzy. But you check out dat azz cousin with the matchin twins?

by buzz August 12, 2003