Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

thunderous flatulence

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.