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A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.
Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.
by Toby Gruntnzler August 11, 2015
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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