Hey! Did you try out the new butt plug shaped like a duck? It's called a butt plug duck

Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?

BUTT plug Willie has a hard-on right now

This Bavarian butt plug shit herself while popping a squat to drop a nose hair burning ass bomb.

I gave your mom a Russian butt plug

This guy asked me to use an Idaho butt plug on him last night.

"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"