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Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.
Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.
by Kathy Griffin's balls February 06, 2015
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A pleasure device (of varying size and shape) inserted into the anus of a male or female who has a busy lifestyle and can't often take time out to seek pleasure with another mammal.
Marie, "I hate my husband, we have three minute sex and he rolls over and goes to sleep. I need more!"
Renatashenae, "I have a buttplug, I get all day sex, multiple orgasms, and intelligent conversation. Well maybe the conversation bit is untrue but really, who wants to talk when you can be eating icecream?"
Renatashenae, "I have a buttplug, I get all day sex, multiple orgasms, and intelligent conversation. Well maybe the conversation bit is untrue but really, who wants to talk when you can be eating icecream?"
by Are you with me? November 20, 2017