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a mischievous little creature that relishes butt, crusted fecal matter, anal hair and burst hemorrhoids. Butt imps are known for licking dried up crusty poop from asses of others.
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard
Big Mike is not a human, rather a butt imp, this is evident by his well-known fetish for the poop encrusted fence posts that he often shoves up his own ass, just to burst his hemorrhoids and snag his shit caked anal hair.
by Kevykins Mailbox November 17, 2008
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007