Ancient Japanese ritual where all the men in a village maturbate on the face of a cheating wife untill she drowns from suffication by semen.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A guy who lets a group of other guys shoot their loads on his face.