the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..
Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
by l1111on April 24, 2017
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The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 March 04, 2006
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My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.
by shooter312 August 09, 2010
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Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.
mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??
by FlawlesImperfection January 01, 2011
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My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.
by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009
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a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 19, 2011
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A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.
Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
by ljohn12N March 31, 2014
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