Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
by l1111on April 24, 2017
The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
by REDWHITEnCrue25 March 04, 2006
by FlawlesImperfection January 01, 2011
a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 19, 2011
Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
by ljohn12N March 31, 2014