When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job

When you penetrate someone's eye hole with your cock

when a british person spills the tea and has sex at the same time.
pretty much karen behavior

A group of teens who form a club for the main purpose to have sex with each other. It is formed by teens and run by teens for their sexual fulfillment.

when you have sex but only with your teeth. so like kiss but bite, oral but bite

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.

A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.