A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

bushman is typically a horny teenage boy who loves anime thighs he can be nice and funny most times. he often chockes on his water. good friend but you have to tell your parents that he’s gay.

In New Zealand, refers a person that works and/or lives in the bush. In opposition to townies or cockys (dairy farmers). Historically bushmen were often cullers and/or loggers.

A young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. Always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is "to sketch" or that he, "heard something". This is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.

A person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (Therefore it looks as though they've lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)

A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.