The most obnoxious bus with the most obnoxious driver. Has “couches” as seats and driver of this bus needs to turn down hearing aids so she doesn’t get mad for everything. Also not to mention, we get put in assigned seats every time we do something “silly”. Driver makes bus ride the worst hour of our lives. Also she likes to take our gum away.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.