The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome. Burtle is the world's premiere burger turtle. And yes, he loves you.

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.