The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome. Burtle is the world's premiere burger turtle. And yes, he loves you.

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.