Girlfriend: *holds her belly in agony*
Me: What is wrong?
Girlfriend: I feel like I'm about to burst!
Me: *freaks out* Oh God! *runs*
Me: What is wrong?
Girlfriend: I feel like I'm about to burst!
Me: *freaks out* Oh God! *runs*
via giphy
by vincentupsdellred December 10, 2016
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
-Pinging off pills, the result of the action of taking ecstasy pills having no jaw and eyes bulging and sweat drippings. All round good time.
by Baz420 March 02, 2017
by Anndra Dubhacan January 14, 2006
To 'burst' someone is to shoot someone.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.
1.
Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.
2.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!
Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.
2.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!
by Jack Da Rippa May 14, 2008
by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006
I shot out a burst from my cell letting the boys know I was off work and ready for the details for the evening's festivities.
by fruitybat June 21, 2009
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

