someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!