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what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.
-hey man, let's take a morning jog
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
by johhnycash June 19, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When your Diarrhea burns your butt hole as it's coming out. Usually happens after you eat a lot of spicy food and the extra capsaicin decided to leave the hard (or soft, liquid) way.
Emi: Did you see Luke?
Mitch: Nah, he's back in his dorm with a bad case of Burning Diarrhea.
Emi: Oh shit that sucks. What did he eat?
Mitch: Day old B-Dubs.
Emi: Oh, well he should of say that coming.
Mitch: Nah, he's back in his dorm with a bad case of Burning Diarrhea.
Emi: Oh shit that sucks. What did he eat?
Mitch: Day old B-Dubs.
Emi: Oh, well he should of say that coming.
by Morella Persidone October 12, 2011