n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.
My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!
by the_lololagist September 25, 2010
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Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 12, 2015
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One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.
Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.
by semitart July 02, 2018
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A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.
"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."
by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020
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when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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When a girl with acid reflux deepthroats your cock thus causing a burnt tip
"This girl gave me.the best head the other day! She had no gag reflex, but she had acod reflux so it was a tip burner."
by demon shits February 26, 2014
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