A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
by Canada Chris September 08, 2006
"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."
by El Commodore May 02, 2010
by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003
An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.
I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t
by skinyminy February 17, 2011
A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.
Bob: Who's that new guy over there?
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009
someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, myspacing, and/or any other form of communication.
Police Officer-"Attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. He's terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!."
Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."
Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."
by Erica'sboyfriend September 09, 2009