Guy#1: Hey dude, are you hooking up with that chick tonight?

Guy#2: Nah, I'm probably just gonna stay at home and have a burgina.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

She was wearin' a skirt, an' I could tell she wasn't wearin' no panties. When she uncrossed her legs, I could totally see her burgina! I tell ya, I seen it!

1. "Rachel is burgina."
2. "That smells like shit"...
"Yea man, smells like burgina"

what does an eskimo woman have that normal women dont?
a burgina.

Person 1 : Oh dude so I was having sex with Kelly last night and I felt something come out of her vag.

Person 2 : Aww you got fucked... she has a burgina.

Person 1 : Ewwwwwww