When the lettuce at Burger King is so hard that yo teeth be broke

number 15. burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you would want i your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus.. but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce,, with the statement, ¨ dis is de lettuc u eat at berger king. ¨ admittedly, he had shoes on, but thats even werse. the post went live at 11:38 PM on july 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the bugrer king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least, i hope hes rogue. how did it happen? well the BK employee he hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield height oHiOo, this was at 11:47, three minutes later, at 11;50, the burge king branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment, five minutes later,, the news station was contacte- you know what? im not gonna type all this in bye.

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Burger people are a group of chavs and gypsies wannabes who linger around the burger king entrance to the cornmill. Most are massive idiots and therefore do not attend school. Their biggest achievements include intimidation small children or old people. It would be a miracle to see these people without a cigarette.

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.