Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli

A cunt who lives in a Bungalow. Typically in an island or coastal community.

Bunglecunt is a hateful term used to describe someone who is acting like a complete jackass.

The nastiest messiest cunt