n. a person who is bungled in the brain ie scatterbrained, dorky, idiotic
v. to pop someone in the eyeball to attempt to knock sense into them
adj. scatterbrained, idiotic
adv. To cause mental breakdown

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.