Using a waffle cone as a condom during anal sex, and taking the resulting filled waffle cone, filling it with maple syrup, and forcing some poor unsuspecting schmuck to eat it.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.