May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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I was going to kick today, but my boy came back from spanish harlem with a couple bundles and we shot up all day.
by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003
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Person:"Yo, you got any dope, man?"
Dealer:"Yeah, how much you need?"
Person:"I'm looking for a bundle."
Dealer:"Yeah, how much you need?"
Person:"I'm looking for a bundle."
by Steph O'Cide September 12, 2006
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Come on, you've all done this. Someone shouts "bundle!" and then everyone proceeds to jump on top of each other, until you're left with a big teetering pile of person, normally with one unlucky bugger at the very bottom.
by Rich P August 23, 2005
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A term used by cell phone and insurance companies to describe a combination of services they may offer.
by Tfergz December 01, 2012
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An endless mess of camping essentials (luggage, tents, sleeping bags, chairs, etc.) piled in the middle of a huge tarp, haphazardly harnessed together, and strapped to the top of your friend's mom's station wagon.
by M. Gordy May 31, 2011