A piker who frequents teas, dinners ans other entertainments but makes no attempts to repay his social obligations.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

An extended and loud fart, preferably with hot and filfthy stink attached to it.