bumsmoke is now at large in Australia avoiding work, the Old Bill and the IRA.

Although originally english and proud it's now thought his jingoism has followed him down under and is now heard to be shouting "FCUK ST GEORGE!" and "FCUK YOU POMS!"

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Alas for Tom Holyoak, a xenophobic, racist and masochistic pig to boot.

Also a member of the creation loving bastard elite.

Would possibly be more suited to living in Nazi Germany, probably a distant relative of Enoch Powell

Likely to say "English and Proud"