when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth
pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.
by brad December 16, 2004
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1)A dirty stinkwrinkle. see also blumpkin

2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.

1) That bumpkin smells of rotten gas!
2) I love you bumpkin.
by Johnny M Doe April 07, 2008
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so basically its a pudgy bumpkin and you can be so pudgy with it and as much as a bumpkin as possible. and if you want to be a little pudgy and a teensie bumpkin thats ok too
OMGOODNESS YOU ARE THE MOST NONIEST PUDGY BUMPKIN EVER.
by pudgy bumpkin April 30, 2021
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A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.
by CatDog122 June 18, 2017
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Generally a female from the cuntry called with a cuntry sounding name such as Sheree or something similar
by In your hole cuntry February 17, 2017
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It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
by Charlie T. November 02, 2009
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n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.
"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"
by ClownBoy June 20, 2006
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