A very short, very rotund spherical human.
"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"
by Goosefillet February 22, 2015
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To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.
by Richard Crainum III February 09, 2005
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When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.
The other night we took a bumpkin.
by kstan3 June 10, 2010
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A cute male or female you find yourself close to.
“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”
by Andi Smith November 28, 2018
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Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump
I gave Mary a bumpkin last night
by Stevo#16 November 30, 2007
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Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.
Bumpkin - anyone who is a less severe redneck

Wow that Payton’s a real Bumpkin
by BumpkinGirl2 March 11, 2018
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