C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

No, mom. Me and Amy were bumping uglies when you called last night. It was off the hizzoook!

Are you two bumping ugly?

Christina and I were bumping uglies.

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

I love it when they show porno chicks bumping uglies.