1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
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1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies
I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!
by The Chef July 23, 2003
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A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".
by Gkelly September 03, 2005
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A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.
That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!
by Chuck Bucket February 07, 2005
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The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!
by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004
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When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.
Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!
by my bubbles January 14, 2006
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A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
by crxchaos June 01, 2005
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