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Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".
My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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When someone knocks into you that you don’t know. And you don’t know what to say to them without sounding stupid
*sorry for bumpfing you dude, my bad*
by Truthyteller23 February 16, 2019
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