Urban Dictionary: bump stumps

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

by asamon December 18, 2009

A drab drip of a human being who will literally bore the living,dead,and undead daylights out of you.

"Jimmy just sat there like a bump on a stump the who damn evening,I swear the floor would have been better company!"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy September 24, 2021

When two females rub their vaginas together.

When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.

by Explainatorium June 08, 2020

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals December 10, 2015

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

by V193 September 27, 2020