The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.

OH NO MY TOENAIL! ThE bUm FoOgLe XD

Word used to define somebody who spends most of their life passing wind.
Someone who farts and doesn't give a f**k who's heard it. (Trains, Buses, Pubs etc...)

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

A woman bum: is a chick who will sleep with you. For somewhere to sleep.

A tall skinny red neck who has a extremely greasy long mullet that covers his anus from foreign objects

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.