"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
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Feeling knocked onto the butt, or bum, by circumstances. Synonym of down, dejected, sad or disappointed.
by Belch Queen February 10, 2019
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bummed is another word for disappointed
by fit_gash June 16, 2008
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1. When followed with 'around', used to mean procrastinating, or acting lazy and not doing anything.
2. To engage in anal intercourse.
3. To get something by begging, or mooching.
2. To engage in anal intercourse.
3. To get something by begging, or mooching.
1. Stop bumming around and get off your lazy arse.
2. Those fellows over there enjoy bumming. The taller one bottoms.
3. That wanker's always bumming fags off of me.
2. Those fellows over there enjoy bumming. The taller one bottoms.
3. That wanker's always bumming fags off of me.
by Josie H. June 19, 2006
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To get something from someone else for free. Also used to borrow, but with the understanding that repayment might not happen.
by Tim March 13, 2003
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by ass March 08, 2003
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