Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.
Here mate, have a bumkiss.
by fartsoffortune September 08, 2010
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1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.
1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.
by Pennycook November 02, 2007
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Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.
We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.
by 9Teen7D2 January 18, 2011
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Someone who constantly follows others around and doesn't have an opinion of their own.
shiv: I've decided to hate that cool group
phil: okay, so I hate them too right?
shiv: Obviously! you are a bumkisser.
by SHADPC March 30, 2015
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