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Bumfuckity: The meaning of being a dumb fuck and lazy bum..... My son was whining and was being a lazy bum about his life ect. So i said quit being so Bumfuckity!!
Son you are such a lazy bum fuck and whining about it! quit being a Bumfuckity!
by kitten whiskers September 29, 2014
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A lengthy distance from civilization, and public services OR a remote rural area.
A synonym of "bum fuck nowhere".
"Tom moved to way out to bumfuckity. He's not even close to the city anymore!"
"I was stranded in bumfuckity because there's no public transportation out there."
by hazelryn February 04, 2020
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