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if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!
by sisko the brave May 12, 2003
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word
"That guy is a blatent bum bandit".
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
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A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.
1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...
by Blasted Foreginers! May 02, 2008
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Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.
See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!
by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004
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A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.
Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!
by USAF Cadet March 04, 2021
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