Using your shit, and your bum cheeks to create beautiful shapes.
The most common artworks are beautiful Butterflies.
To create these works of art all you need to do is to push a relatively long turd, but before you cut the turtle, you need to stand up straight and mash your bum cheeks together.
This traps the turd between your bum cheeks and forms symmetrical Wing like shapes on both sides.
To see your work of art all you do is bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks and enjoy your art!!
The most common artworks are beautiful Butterflies.
To create these works of art all you need to do is to push a relatively long turd, but before you cut the turtle, you need to stand up straight and mash your bum cheeks together.
This traps the turd between your bum cheeks and forms symmetrical Wing like shapes on both sides.
To see your work of art all you do is bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks and enjoy your art!!
Son - Hey mom, you should have seen the beautiful butterfly i made at school today.
Mom - oh thats nice, why didn't you bring it home to show me?
Son - because all the other kids complained that i stink too much!!!
Mom - What do you mean?
Son - Its BUM-ART mom.
Mom - oh thats nice, why didn't you bring it home to show me?
Son - because all the other kids complained that i stink too much!!!
Mom - What do you mean?
Son - Its BUM-ART mom.
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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