Urban Dictionary: bum nuts

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1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

by buzz December 22, 2003

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A derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.

I'm not working with that bumnut!
get lost, Bumnut!

by Kai_76 February 18, 2008

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Little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum.

Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

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A bald person. One who has a head resembling a bum.

Who are you calling baldie, you bumnut.

by Darrell Smith June 17, 2005

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an egg, such as the ones falling from avian holes.

Say bitch, go out to the fucking hen coup and fetch some bumnuts for breakfast.

by Krome J February 28, 2004

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What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

by Blonefuse July 10, 2008

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Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

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