A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.
T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
by camdamily August 20, 2008
Boy: I love you forever, I always have.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris April 01, 2016
Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.
1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
Someone who lies consistantly about anything big or small.
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Compulsive Bullshitter would say:
"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"
AKA Nick West
"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"
AKA Nick West
by Truth master March 24, 2012
"Gee Courtney the force of biting a carrot is all it takes to take off a finger, you are such a "Minnesota bullshitter."
by cockmeatsandwhich500 October 04, 2011
by bigbongdonglongschlong October 19, 2009