You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

I shot her in the head and fucked the resulting bullet-love-hole.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

I woke up this morning feeling like I have bullet holes in my mirrors.