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Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.
The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal
by Jonny February 16, 2004
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A non-scientific term used to explain the biochemical phenomena known recently to modern scientists as "adipose-eruptis". This term is generally applied to lab test subjects who have generally imbalanced hormonal environments(too much estrogen and not enough testosterone), in order to find out the limits of flesh accumulation. Known to lead to high cholesterol, blood pressure, diahria, stomach discomfort, air pollution, toilet overload and other misc. unpleasantries.
The highly famous scientist showed the crowd how his bulkus test subject could not run for over a minute on a treadmill.
by Chris Gabryluk February 16, 2004
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one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.
The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.
by Alex February 16, 2004
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Used to describe enormous MASS... accumlated over a short period of time with massive amounts of burgers and force feeding.
by Justin February 16, 2004