While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
by A directioner stan September 27, 2020
by Goose bulb gang September 30, 2020
A practical joke where you wipe your feces onto a light bulb, and then placing the light bulb in your friend's lamp. The result, when the lights are turned on, is the smell of burnt feces throughout the house.
by buterrier2001 September 23, 2009
A person or thing who thinks he is brighter than he is. Or, one who would like to be brighter than he is. Flat Champagne.
The Vice-President of the Condo is a dim bulb. We call him Dimmy. The only Champagne he drinks is flat like a dim bulb.
by Knockings July 11, 2011
"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
by FuckedoffFanny May 23, 2018