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when a guy cums in a squiggly line on any tiled floor and the chick slides on it exactly four and a half inches, while the man does the same thing while having an erected penis and slides his dick into her asshole while in a laying down position.
"Honey, the cum isnt squiggly enough for me to buhdoodle on it"
"Holy shit theres cum all over the floor people must have been buhdoodling in here"
"Holy shit theres cum all over the floor people must have been buhdoodling in here"
by dirty sanchez lover January 05, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018