Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)
by personqwerty123456789 March 05, 2012
The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.
Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... "
John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."
John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."
by BlueRayz August 05, 2010
A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll
by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018
by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019
"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.
Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.
Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.
by MeleeRedox July 03, 2018
One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
by PlatinumSpade January 22, 2011
The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin September 01, 2008

