Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A breed of beast that has the face of a gorilla and the body of a buffalo. They travel in packs in the San Angelo, Texas area. On a Friday or Saturday night you can usually find them getting impregnated on the dance floor of Grahams. They are a vicious and repulsive animal. Stay far far away.
by Something else. January 24, 2010
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A human female distinctly different from their relatives the Cow and Horse, a Buffarillo is distinctive in it's androgen enhanced upper body and slim to non-existent lower body. Often the lower body is large but in no case larger than the upper. Ugly is always a Buffarillo trademark.
Normally, Buffarillos graze alone or with Cows and Horses. However, it is not a total oddity to see 2 or 3 together.
Normally, Buffarillos graze alone or with Cows and Horses. However, it is not a total oddity to see 2 or 3 together.
by uga81 April 20, 2009
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Originally heard in military units at Fort Ord in 1978. These units were historically named "Buffalo Cav" based in the old west and primarily made of black only troops.
Modern day Cav troopers kept several young ladies of large size and less than attractive demeanor around the barracks in the evenings to "relieve the boredom" and referred to them as "Buffarillos".
Modern day Cav troopers kept several young ladies of large size and less than attractive demeanor around the barracks in the evenings to "relieve the boredom" and referred to them as "Buffarillos".
"Hey, go down to the dayroom and bring one of the Buffarillos up to our room."
"Did you see the Buffarillo Trooper Smith was with last night?"
"Yeah, she was definately a Buffarillo!"
"Did you see the Buffarillo Trooper Smith was with last night?"
"Yeah, she was definately a Buffarillo!"
by ChopperRider April 27, 2009